Capo : fret 2
GDA
I have this thing where I get older
Bm
but just never wiser
GDABm
midnights become my afternoons..
GD
when my depression
A
works the graveyard shift
Bm
all of the people..
GD
I've ghosted stand
ABm
there in the room..
G
I should not be
DA
left to my own devices
BmG
they come with prices and vices
D
I end up in crisis,
ABm
(tale as old as time..)
GDA
I wake up screaming from dreaming
BmG
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
DA
cause you got tired of my scheming
Bm
(for the last time..)
(Chorus)
GD
it's me.. hi..
ABm
I'm the problem, it's me..
GDABm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
GDA
I'll stare directly at the sun
Bm
but never in the mirror
GD
it must be exhausting always
ABm
rooting for the anti-hero
(Int.) GDABmGDA
sometimes I feel like everybody
Bm
is a sexy baby
GDABm
and I'm a monster on the hill..
GD
too big to hang out
A
slowly lurching toward
Bm
your favorite city
GD
pierced through the heart
ABm
but never killed..
GDA
did you hear my covert narcissism
BmG
I disguise as altruism
DA
like some kind of congressman
Bm
(tale as old as time..)
GDA
I wake up screaming from dreaming
BmG
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
DA
and life will lose all its meaning
Bm
(for the last time..)
(Chorus)
GD
it's me.. hi..
ABm
I'm the problem, it's me..
GDABm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
GDA
I'll stare directly at the sun
Bm
but never in the mirror
GD
it must be exhausting always
ABm
rooting for the anti-hero
(Int.) GDABmGDA
I have this dream my daughter-in-law
Bm
kills me for the money..
GDABm
she thinks I left them in the will..
GDA
the family gathers 'round and reads it
Bm
and then someone screams out
GDABm
she's laughing up at us from hell..
(Chorus)
GD
it's me.. hi..
ABm
I'm the problem, it's me..
GD
it's me.. hi..
ABm
I'm the problem, it's me..
GD
it's me.. hi..
ABm
everybody agrees,
GDABm
everybody agrees..
GD
it's me.. hi..
ABm
I'm the problem, it's me..
GDABm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
GDA
I'll stare directly at the sun
Bm
but never in the mirror
GD
it must be exhausting always
ABm
rooting for the anti-hero
(Outro) GDABmCGD
I have this thing where I get older
Em
but just never wiser
CGDEm
midnights become my afternoons..
CG
when my depression
D
works the graveyard shift
Em
all of the people..
CG
I've ghosted stand
DEm
there in the room..
C
I should not be
GD
left to my own devices
EmC
they come with prices and vices
G
I end up in crisis,
DEm
(tale as old as time..)
CGD
I wake up screaming from dreaming
EmC
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
GD
cause you got tired of my scheming
Em
(for the last time..)
(Chorus)
CG
it's me.. hi..
DEm
I'm the problem, it's me..
CGDEm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
CGD
I'll stare directly at the sun
Em
but never in the mirror
CG
it must be exhausting always
DEm
rooting for the anti-hero
(Int.) CGDEmCGD
sometimes I feel like everybody
Em
is a sexy baby
CGDEm
and I'm a monster on the hill..
CG
too big to hang out
D
slowly lurching toward
Em
your favorite city
CG
pierced through the heart
DEm
but never killed..
CGD
did you hear my covert narcissism
EmC
I disguise as altruism
GD
like some kind of congressman
Em
(tale as old as time..)
CGD
I wake up screaming from dreaming
EmC
one day I'll watch as you're leaving
GD
and life will lose all its meaning
Em
(for the last time..)
(Chorus)
CG
it's me.. hi..
DEm
I'm the problem, it's me..
CGDEm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
CGD
I'll stare directly at the sun
Em
but never in the mirror
CG
it must be exhausting always
DEm
rooting for the anti-hero
(Int.) CGDEmCGD
I have this dream my daughter-in-law
Em
kills me for the money..
CGDEm
she thinks I left them in the will..
CGD
the family gathers 'round and reads it
Em
and then someone screams out
CGDEm
she's laughing up at us from hell..
(Chorus)
CG
it's me.. hi..
DEm
I'm the problem, it's me..
CG
it's me.. hi..
DEm
I'm the problem, it's me..
CG
it's me.. hi..
DEm
everybody agrees,
CGDEm
everybody agrees..
CG
it's me.. hi..
DEm
I'm the problem, it's me..
CGDEm
at tea..time.. everybody agrees..
CGD
I'll stare directly at the sun
Em
but never in the mirror
CG
it must be exhausting always
DEm
rooting for the anti-hero
(Outro) CGDEm